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Mathematics – Calculation, algebra, etc.
Mothematics – Pretending to understand numbers by flying around them
Mirthematics – Quantifying humor
Mythematics – Calculation based on something that never happened
Methematics – Calculating how to go broke using a crappy drug
Mootematics – Making a pig’s breakfast out of statistics
Marketmatics – Lying your head off about a lousy campaign despite auditing
Moatematics – Digging a ditch around your numbers
Martyrmatics – Proving you’re a saint with your own numbers
Mutematics – Creating a great silence with your numbers
Mussematics – Proving you just don’t get on with any sort of numbers
Mousematics – Rodent-like numbers which might get you a piece of cheese
Mossematics – When you ain’t a-rollin’ much
Moosematics – Proving you need antlers with advanced calculus
Messematics – Industry standard
Memematics – Desperate research into something you’ll forget in 5 minutes
Mediamatics – Numerical proof of total ineptitude on any subject
Modematics – Proof that you’re there, somewhere
Mugematics – Budgeting for a life
Micromatics – Way of reducing everything to trivia at great expense
Muckematics – Reason for the existence of tabloid media
Meekematics – Proving with spreadsheets that you’re a doormat
Milkematics – Fabulous numbers for cash cows
Muskematics – Whatever it is, it’ll sell
Mutatematics – Numbers that can always change into something you like
